Kinda bored... where to now?

 

Run fucker run

 

I'm in the mood for some home improvement projects!

 

I vote watching porn and getting off in the backyard, and giving the neighbours a show. I bet they’re bored too.

 

The bathroom!

 

I think I’ll be doing everything on your list except chancing it outside.

 

I don’t see pole dancing on your list so I figured you didn’t have a pole handy. Frankly I find that shocking but it is what it is.

You might enjoy this, it stimulates you mind and occupies your hands.
https://www.thesprucecrafts.com/top-origami-for-beginners-2540688

 

You could check the loft.

Wash your car tyres next week
or bicycle tyres

save the excitement of under the house for day 64

make sure to polish your shoes every morning.

and of course check the radiator and fuel level every day
brake fluid once a week
and keep a tally of that toilet roll mountain every 100 hours
I can update the list every day if you like

Meanwhile , seeing as it is xnxx , I think we should have members give
hourly updated of
Orgasms
and
Ejaculations
and , with all the kiddies locked in
Failed to Complete

 

I just went downstairs 17 times

 

I cut my toenails today.
Going to save the clippings in case things really get bad.
I can eat them or possibly use one of them as a weapon.

That fucker was pretty long.

 

I'll probably do things I need to do around the house.

 

Here ya go 'nessie
to help you get to those jobs around the house

I just happened to pick a a couple spares th uva day


they can be quite helpful

from any angle

 

Aussie jumbucks know where to go

jumbuck isolating of course

 

Ok... it's now
essential
I really need to get on my motorcycle and blow out the cobwebs.

 

Take a ride round the garden on a dildo seat bicycle.