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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. noboat

    noboat Porn Star

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  2. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    That the beer in the fridge is still cold after no power for 2 1/2 hours. I really don’t know how people do this site on their phones
     
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    1. Valspar
      I don't know how people use this site on a laptop... I've only known it via my cell phone.
       
      Valspar, Aug 15, 2020
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      I use it on my home desktop. I'm at my fastest and most comfy with a real keyboard and multiple tabs I can go to for info, GIFs and to make memes.
       
      latecomer91364, Aug 15, 2020
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      I wouldn’t poison my laptop like that.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 15, 2020
  3. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    hahaha - I'm following my own post! The beer thing was like a consolation prize, but as I was sitting in the hot, humid dark (over 80 degrees) with no electricity, posting here from my phone (soooo fucking tedious!) My power came on! A neighbor had told me a that the DWP told him it would be TEN hours! I don't know what blew out - and it was only about a 10 to 15 block area in my neighborhood, but kudos to the LA DWP!

    That's a real, fucking heartfelt smile!
     
  4. Arteadee

    Arteadee Amateur

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    I like your question Sookie put it was a young lady early twenties I guess we don't talk about it as their eyes and even though I don't know her she always being a smile to my face. But today we became acquainted over a couple of shots of tequila. I purchased it and she made a comment something along the lines of drinking alone I'm cool about it and ask her what kind of soda do you like with your tequila. long story short I was happy we got to know each other
     
  5. harsh34

    harsh34 Porn Legend

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    While passing near woman's uranal ..I got automatically erected .... difficult to control full erection
     
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      Someone's anal area or urinal?
       
      Lioness, Aug 15, 2020
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  6. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Hot and cold running water makes me smile!
     
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  7. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I was told I had perfect “nail beds” today. What a dumb thing to have perfect. I’d rather have perfect hair, or skin, or perfect eyesight. But I gots the nail beds.
     
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  8. eendagsvlieg

    eendagsvlieg Porcelain Dragon Warrior Princess Banned!

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    My oldest who wanted to continue our monopoly game today even though he was way behind and couldn't possibly win anymore. And the maturity with which he handled losing. :) He's really growing up. :) I'm proud of him. :)
     
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  9. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    My husband and I were both in the kitchen making our lunches. I turned and looked at him. Without saying a word, he popped a small slice of cheddar cheese in my mouth. Then we both burst out laughing.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      That's a cute couple moment! :)
       
      deegenerate, Aug 17, 2020
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  10. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I went out to feed my crows and they were acting like they didn’t know me. It wasn’t until I started talking that they came close. Then I realized I had my hair up in a bun, and normally I wear it down. Which makes me think that they recognize my hair more than my face lol. I must experiment!
     
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      Crows are very smart birds, saw a video of a crow going through a "complex" multi step process to get at some seed, putting a stick through a hole to trigger a door, that kind of things
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 17, 2020
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      They are smart! And they have a sense of humour too. One of them likes to dive bomb me and make me jump lol. He does it deliberately
       
      Cherrypop, Aug 17, 2020
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      I have grackles, crow family also, when I go in the yard they all scatter to the trees and rooftops till I leave, sometimes they do get impatient and start making lots of noise, so far its just noise
       
      deleted user 555 768, Aug 17, 2020
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  11. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    Mr. Robin has seen off all his parental responsibilities and is back visiting :) He's not interested in being fed, he just wants to say Hello may I come in? Capture robin kitchen.JPG !
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  12. Les Paul

    Les Paul Porno Junky

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    You!
     
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    1. Cherrypop
      I made u smile?
       
      Cherrypop, Aug 17, 2020
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  13. Wazzaox

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    Nothing yet, only just woke up
     
  14. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    Going to the supermarket and not forgetting anything.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Envy, I has it.
       
  15. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Woke up this morning to the squirrel that lives in our tree chattering.

    Turns out a crow was getting into squirrels stash of peanuts.

    After a bit squirrel tried to jump crow, but crow dodged and squirrel almost fell out of the tree.

    Shooter took heart and put peanuts out so squirrel could dare crow to come get some.

    Crow seemed happy with what he stole already.
     
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  16. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Getting my travel confirmation for my upcoming scuba trip. I can't wait! :)
     
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      Shooter alerts
      Scuba trip?
      Where ya going, @deegenerate ?
       
      shootersa, Aug 17, 2020
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      Diving in a hot spring crater in Utah!
       
      deegenerate, Aug 17, 2020
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      You better take a ton of pictures!!!!
       
      Geminpa, Aug 17, 2020
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  17. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    Now that could be fun!
    Enjoy.
     
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  18. Justlikethat

    Justlikethat Useful tool

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    We went out for a late lunch today and the other half got up to use the ladies room. Well half way there the waitress stopper her and told her she needed to wear a mask if she was away from her table. Needless to say she was embarrassed and when she returned to the table to get her mask she looked at me and said, “not a word out of you”! I smiled brightly and replied, “me, never”. I was still smiling when she returned. You guessed it, she’s the one that constantly tells me to wash my hands, where is your mask. Life has its little moments. :D
     
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  19. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Sweet messages ♥️
     
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